Friday, October 08, 2004

Lovin' the replies but not the stinkies.

I love that I'm getting responses to my blog! The ones on here are great, but I've gotten some good ones emailed to me as well. Thanks everyone, even the person who thinks I'm on a high horse and self-righteous. :-D

Today's topic... hygiene. PLEASE, for the love of God, shower once a day, preferrably in the mornings. Use perfume or cologne. Brush your teef! Wash your clothes regularly. If you've been in the hot sun, splash some H2O on your pits and change your shirt. I don't care if your hair is messy so long as it doesn't stink. But I do insist on the trimming nose hairs that are trying desperately to escape your nostrils!

Who am I talking to? If you're worried it might be you, it's YOU! If you KNOW it's not you, it's probably not you. If you don't know either way, play it on the safe side and take my advice.

(and yes, this is based on a recent real-world experience... yuck!)
Bez

9 Comments:

At October 9, 2004 9:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not think you are on a high horse I think you are an amazing person too bad that whoever made the negative comment can not see that :)

 
At October 9, 2004 10:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you tell a person that they stink without hurting their feelings?

 
At October 13, 2004 4:15 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should post the email from the person who thinks you're high on horse and self-immolating. Also, what is your view on porn? That is, how do you prefer to view porn?

 
At October 13, 2004 4:19 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait wait wait... you have real world experiences??? Tell us about some of those.

 
At October 13, 2004 7:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i typically shower every day but don't necessarily wash my hair every day. weekends are another story. sometimes i "forget" to take a shower until sunday night! i hear john kerry has a similar routine but bush is for daily cleansing. ultimately, it comes down to being yourself. if you feel dirty, get clean. if you feel clean, stay clean! and ladies, let's not forget that the vagina is a self-cleaning organ! just say no to douche.

 
At October 13, 2004 10:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i draw the line at bestiality.

 
At October 14, 2004 3:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad Behzad doesn't "come clean" about the Tatum O'Neal thing.

 
At October 14, 2004 3:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say no to Bush?

 
At October 15, 2004 6:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about bez-tiality?

 

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